Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

They are listed above.

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

House members

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Senate

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

than the blue routes.

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado